RETRO RETRO RETRO...........

Welcome back to the internet's number one source for the utterly outdated, Retro Retro Retro!

This month join the Retro3 crew as they discuss the topic:
"What we wanted to be when we grew up"!

Download or stream the show by clicking the link below(right click to save mp3)
https://archive.org/download/Retro3April2013/Retro3%20April%202013.mp3

VIDEO GAME REVIEW:

Astyanax(nes)

MOVIE REVIEW:

The Kool Aid Wacky Zany Video (1991)
Raiders of the Living Dead(1986)
Hobgoblins(1988)

during the movie review we have the director of Hobgoblins: Rick Sloane on the show for a brief chat about the film....and future projects!

Also we did a full interview with Sloane back on the September 2009 edition of Retro3:
http://www.retroretroretro.com/2010/05/retro-retro-retro-show-2-september-2009.html

Also Director Dave Wascavage offered a special discount ONLY for Retro3 listeners!
*listen to the show and find out!
http://www.troubledmoonfilms.com/index.html

That's about it,
as always anyone can contact the show via email at:
retrotothethird@gmail.com

Till next time,
-RavenJ!

SUPER PINK REPOST!

Here are some new releases from our friends over at PINK EIGA

Silence of the Sushi Rolls

Red alert! A pervert is hanging out in the Tokyo subway and using a hi-tech brain manipulation device in order to molest sexy women! But not to worry, detective Claire is on the case! With the help of world-famous nutty professor and horndog Dr. Honeybar Nectar, Claire will uncover an intricate plot of epic proportions, leading all the way up to the Japanese prime minister. Justice in the form of extreme vaginoplasty (that must be seen to be believed!) is served and Claire will finally be able to silence the sushi rolls screaming in her mind.
This sexy, comedic parody of a film with a very similar name stars the sexy Yumika Hayashi, Terumi Minami and Kyoko Kazama.
Directed by Mototsugu Watanabe, of Sexy Battle Girls and Whore Angels fame.
Running time: 63 mins.

CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING/DOWNLOAD ONLY

2

Three Slave Women

Three different tales of three different women and their dominant bondage master are intertwined into one in this bondage film.
Natsuko is bored with her marriage, and her husband hires a bondage master in order to discipline her in their home. Yoshimi works in an office during the daytime, but enjoys being humiliated during the night. Aki works at an S&M club as a sadist, until she discovers her true calling is being a masochist slave.
All three are in love with Kajiwara, a dominant bondage master who punishes them in intricate and graphic ways. Their separate stories cross paths at a surprising culmination of eroticism, lust and S&M play.
This film includes some of the best bondage, slave-play and public humiliation scenes ever seen in a Japanese film.

Directed by Osamu Sato
Starring Maki Tomoda, Nao Masaki, and ASAMI (The Machine Girl) . Takashi Naha stars as the Bondage Master.
Running time: 62 mins.
OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE: 04/11/2013

6

Coming Out

Reiko, engaged to her boyfriend, Aki, meets a lesbian girl on a train who opens her up to the lesbian world. Reiko finds herself attracted to the girl, and is forced to make a difficult decision about her fiance.
The film touches upon the delicate question of social acceptance of alternative lifestyles in the closed Japanese society of today. And it also has some steamy girl-on-girl erotica scenes!
Directed by Osamu Sato
Starring Kyoko Natsume, Nancy and Kyoko Hayami.
Running time: 64 mins.
OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE: 04/25/2013

2

The Secret in the Attic

A beautiful woman marries a wealthy man, who for years chose to be a bachelor inspite of numerous female suitors. At first the marriage is perfect; he’s a loving husband and an enthusiastic lover. But soon the romance cools and the wife discovers that it has to do with a secret kept in the attic, something – or someone – he visits every night, that is changing him from a loving husband into a stranger… Akira Fukamachi directs this erotic and atmospheric drama.
Directed by Akira Fukamachi

5

Sexy SWAT Team

Red alert! A crime wave of women groping perverts has flooded the Tokyo train system and only a special all-female, undercover police task force can stop it! The common clue is that all of the victims see a strobing red light before they find themselves on the receiving end of public, sexual humiliation! Asses will be grabbed! Breasts will be kneaded! And crotches will be sniffed! All in (a day’s work – or -) the course of duty, for the Sexy SWAT Team!
Directed by Mototsugu Watanabe

4

Mourning Wife

Director Daisuke Goto, the master of the cinematic Pink Eiga, is back with this retelling of the classic film noir, The Postman Always Rings Twice. A married woman, tasked with running her handicapped husband’s failing printing business, meets a drifter and they fall in love. Soon a plan to murder the husband is put into motion and the forces of fate begin to show their hand. Featuring bravura filmmaking, fantastic performances and steamy sex, the Mourning Wife is a worthy follow up for any fan of Daisuke Goto’s masterpiece A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn.
Directed by Daisuke Goto

7

Semen Demon

OUT NOW! Sexual bombshell Reiko Yamaguchi, star of the smash-hit Japanese Wife Next Door films, is back and this time she needs an exorcist! Is her new husband possessed by a demon or is he just a pervert? And what’s up with her father-in-law and his insatiable desire for Reiko’s big tits and hot ass? Something is definitely wrong with Reiko’s family, and only an exorcist can help! Akira Fukamachi directs this raunchy take on exorcism.

7

S&M Hunter Begins

THE LEGEND BEGINS!
This prequel to the pink cult hit S&M Hunter tells the origin story of how an average salary man became the world’s first S&M superhero! How did he lose his eye? Why is bad girl Meg chasing him in the first place? And why did Maria become a masochist?
Long out of print and hungered for by Pink Eiga fans the world over, Pink Eiga Inc. is proud to release the only true superhero movie that matters in a flooded market of comic book adaptations!
Directed by Shuji Kataoka
Starring Shiro Shimomoto, Hiromi Saotome, Erika Suzune and Naomi Sugishita

3

Whore Hospital

We’re not going to lie to you, director Chise Matoba makes some pretty damn erotic Pink Eiga. Her films, like Maid in Japan and Orgasm Counselor, are haiku like in their story economy, focusing on what’s really important: hot women, having hot sex.
At the Whore Hospital, it’s a wonderful place for Japanese men to go to and heal – because the nurses are addicted to sex! You have a broken leg? Not a problem that a little sex can’t help fix! Pneumonia? Yep, a dose of sex should do the trick. Trust us, after watching this movie, you’ll be on the first plane to Japan, to get a check up at the Whore Hospital.
Directed by Chise Matoba (AKA: Sachi Hamano)
Starring: Myu Aso and Kyoko Kazama

1

Orgasm Counselor

Sexual dysfunction isn’t something you should be ashamed of… It might just need a little coaching to fix.
Enter the Orgasm Counselors, an elite group of scientifically trained, sexual educators who operate out of a Skype-like video conferencing center in Tokyo. Can’t keep your jizz in long enough to consummate that budding romance? No problem; after one remote video session with the Orgasm Counselor you’ll be bonking like a pro. Chise Matoba directs this spiritual cousin to her hit film Maid in Japan.

Directed by CHISE MATOBA (aka SACHI HAMANO)
Starring: SAYAKA KITAGAWA, KYOKO KAGAMI and MAYUKO SASAKI

ORGASM COUNSELOR

      


         




Sexual dysfunction isn’t something you should be ashamed of… It might just need a little coaching to fix.
Enter the Orgasm Counselors, an elite group of scientifically trained, sexual educators who operate out of a Skype-like video conferencing center in Tokyo. Can’t keep your jizz in long enough to consummate that budding romance? No problem; after one remote video session with the Orgasm Counselor you’ll be bonking like a pro. Chise Matoba directs this spiritual cousin to her hit film Maid in Japan.

Directed by CHISE MATOBA (aka SACHI HAMANO)
Starring: SAYAKA KITAGAWA, KYOKO KAGAMI and MAYUKO SASAKI

http://pinkeiga.com/VOD/orgasm-counselor/#.UZEy6sreFUA

COMING OUT

Hey there Pink Eiga fans!

We’re excited as a multi-peckered billy goat to announce our Video on Demand (VOD) exclusive release of a new film, that is launching on May 9th, Lucy Liu look alike Pink Eiga actress, Kyoko Natsume and Japan's most famous lesbian Adult Video star, Nancy in COMING OUT.

COMING OUT

Release Date: May 9th, 2013

 

Watch this film NOW for the discounted rate through our Pink Eiga Theater at the below links

COMING OUT

http://pinkeiga.com/VOD/comingout

Or, watch them through their Facebook page at

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Coming-Out-Pink-Eiga/219456908197124?id=219456908197124&sk=app_203403406338325

COMING OUT

Lucy Liu look alike Pink Eiga actress, Kyoko Natsume and Japan's most famous lesbian Adult Video star, Nancy in COMING OUT!

Reiko, engaged to her boyfriend, Aki, meets a lesbian girl on a train who opens her up to the lesbian world. Reiko finds herself attracted to the girl, and is forced to make a difficult decision about her fiance.

The film touches upon the delicate question of social acceptance of alternative lifestyles in the closed Japanese society of today. And it also has some steamy girl-on-girl erotica scenes!

Directed by Osamu Sato
Starring Kyoko Natsume, Nancy and Kyoko Hayami.

Running time: 64 mins.

This is the 11th series of VOD only titles that we are releasing. We will release many more in 2013 so be sure to follow us and get all of our updates!

Thanks for being a fan and have a very Pink Day! 

Pink Eiga, Inc.

Producers

The Rechov Brothers